partybarackisinthehousetonight:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

no man has all four:

• ability to firebend
• can earthbend
• airbender
• can also waterbend

sorry, it has come to my attention that this post wasn’t received well by the public due to aang-erasure. no man has the above four AND hair

scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

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protempore11:

shitload-of-muses:

paper-mario-wiki:

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

thx for the warning phew

(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via aightfam)

magedoc:

genderists:

there’s a chinese exchange student in my composition class and we were being presented something about how you can use brackets to signify translation and there was chinese text on the screen and the prof said to him “what does that say?” and he deadpanned “i can’t speak chinese” and everyone sat there in dumbfounded silence and then the presenter clicked to show that the text literally said “i can’t speak chinese” with the most shit-eating grin on his face

Chaotic Neutral

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swarnpert:

me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]

toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]

mom: what?

toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]

dad: you gotta speak up, bud

toddler, at full volume: FUCK.

(Source: anarchetypal, via aightfam)